var my_friend;
 

if (my_friend) {

  switch (typeof my_friend) {

    case !null && !"object":

      break;

  }

  if (my_friend == (true || false)

      && isNaN(my_friend)

     ) {

    try {

      rock_climbing.test(my_friend);

    }

    catch (exception) {

      alert("alone");

    }

    this.link("myspace.com");

    unescape(my_friend);

  }

}

/* ------------ Transcription: ------------

(1) if my fri'end - switch type 'of - my fri'end

(2) case not n'ull - and not 'object - br'eak

(3) if my fri'end - equals tr'ue - or f'alse

(4) and is n'an - of my fri'end

 

(5) try rock cl'imbing - dot t'est - [of] my fri'end

(6) catch exc'eption - al'ert al'one

(7) this dot l'ink - of my sp'ace - dot c'om

(8) unesc'ape - of my fri'end

*/