var my_friend;
 
if (my_friend) {
switch (typeof my_friend) {
case !null && !"object":
break;
}
if (my_friend == (true || false)
&& isNaN(my_friend)
) {
try {
rock_climbing.test(my_friend);
}
catch (exception) {
alert("alone");
}
this.link("myspace.com");
unescape(my_friend);
}
}
/* ------------ Transcription: ------------
(1) if my fri'end - switch type 'of - my fri'end
(2) case not n'ull - and not 'object - br'eak
(3) if my fri'end - equals tr'ue - or f'alse
(4) and is n'an - of my fri'end
 
(5) try rock cl'imbing - dot t'est - [of] my fri'end
(6) catch exc'eption - al'ert al'one
(7) this dot l'ink - of my sp'ace - dot c'om
(8) unesc'ape - of my fri'end
*/
Zeev Dashevsky. Translation, 2011