Girly girly girlish tricks
Missus, miss and other creatures
Leave me for my memories
In my heart some curly ticks

Do you see, I am so cross
All I’m thinking of is you
I’m not a crippled from the war
I am knocked by love, its true

Come out to your Johnny, dear,
Marys, Tanyas - the whole lot!
Why are you standing like old women -
White heads - dandelions of God!

My stonemason boy, my dear
He is strong and very sweet
Once He brought me back from England
plastic foam bra as a gift

Our fashion lags behind.
In Australia, my friends
They are wearing these times
Waists, 3 meters circumference

I don’t know what comes of this
But in Denmark, at a glance
Girls are dragged to a marriage office
At their second date at once

Back in France we are not lonely
But in France we all love that
Can get married ten times only,
Without getting registered

Let us do it dear Johnny
We didn’t make it for too long
Why should we get up so early -
Let’s enjoy each other more!

All again - a needle’s eye
Olga, Olga, very neat
Bring at once to me - disabled
Just a bit more and half of it

On the way, at the crossroads
A creaker wooed a youngster broad
We All thought that he was joking
But It turned out - he was not

Well, my darling drank it all,
Drank it Clean and now he’s pissed
It is coming therefore
A world fuel crisis to all people

Don’t you boil, don’t coil don’t soil
The crisis is about oil
But We should be very wary
it can come to alcohoil

Just Look at you - one family
As on public works On Sunday -
Like godparents, really
Or godchildren of each other