Itís no use to talk to you. I think
all you say is unintelligible chatter
So Iíd better go and have a drink
and discuss with friends a serious matter.
They have vital questions to decide,
For example: "Whoís a better drinker?"
Their range of interests is wide -
From a grocery to places selling liquor.
We debate two quite important points,
as we hold a heated conversation:
one is how to get the missing coins
and the other - who will fetch libation.
You are giving me your brew instead of wine...
Can I justify your twilight vision?
Your intelligence doesnít equal mine
You should polish up your erudition!