I’m working and I’ve got a knife -
Don’t touch me if you prize your life -
But then it’s to a restaurant for me.
The money’s mine, I’ll wine and dine,
If that offends some people, fine -
’Cos that’s the way it’s always gonna be.

This geezer then comes up to me,
Says: "In our troubled century
I’d like to rid our land of scum like you."
I tricked that pup, I stitched him up,
I bit my lip and slit his gut
And that’s just what I’m always gonna do.

But if you only want to chat
Then have a drink, let’s chew the fat -
We’ll put the world to rights, just you and me.
But if you do what that guy done
Our laws apply to everyone,
And that’s the way it’s always gonna be.