What do we know of the Indian culture?
The films with endings which you can forecast,
A multihanded gold Shiva’s sculpture
And famous yogis - such a weird cast!
Once a yogi in the mood
Starve a month and manage with
But today they’ve got a new
Eat a lot and in full view
Come on! Big deal! We also are soggy
With vodka - though we aren’t exotic guys.
With us on every corner there’s a yogi,
Just ours is always in disguise!
Many tricks a yogi can
Once on nails a yogi man
That position he for long
For a week he on and on
A lot of secrets any yogi’s keeping,
One day I’d ask a yogi tete-a-tete:
How come a yogi’s still alive and kicking
If even something poisonous he ate?
With no air he can dwell
He is hurt with no word
His own life he with one phrase
“Die” he’d say, becoming a
I asked a yogi, dining on hardware,
He chewed a razor like it was a cake:
“Reveal your secrets, I’ll keep mum, I swear!
With me your secrets to my grave I’ll take!”
Very simple his response
With a bicker we began
I will not repeat what he
On his words no light can be