If my body were feeble and skinny,
Then my morals would never be loose -
In my life I would never be sinning,
I’d ignore both women and booze.
If my body were strong and restoring,
Then I’d go on a spirituous spree,
Drinking hard and completely ignoring
Juicy females, surrounding me.
Since my build’s of an average measure,
There’s no other way out, I think,
But to relish with rapture and pleasure
Every day both females and drink!