What do we know about Indian culture?
We know Shiva - lot of hands and fanfs.
We also know Raj Kapur, an actor
And the weird caste of yogis.
They say a yogi of the past
Live a year without any
And now a new
They eat and drink a whole year
Ok ok but we are weird also
And by the way we too can drink a lot.
And many many yogis walk around
Which are not easy to identify.
A yogi can do many
Not long ago one of them lied
Three days have passed already,
And he is still lying
I know, they have many secrets
Iíd like to talk to a yogi head-to-head.
Even poison fails with yogis
A yogi has immunity to it.
He doesnít breathe under the sea thatís
He never takes verbal offence thatís
If he becomes and old
He says "stop" and is at once a
Not long ago I met a tipsy yogi
He was eating razors and nails like sausage.
Look here, pal disclose me your secret
I will keep it until my death.
The answer to my question was
But we quarreled
Iíd repead you his
But the yogi demanded