What do we know about Indian culture?
We know Shiva - lot of hands and fanfs.
We also know Raj Kapur, an actor
And the weird caste of yogis.

They say a yogi of the past
could
Live a year without any
food

And now a new
record
They eat and drink a whole year
throught.

Ok ok but we are weird also
And by the way we too can drink a lot.
And many many yogis walk around
Which are not easy to identify.

A yogi can do many
things
Not long ago one of them lied
down.

Three days have passed already,
shame
And he is still lying
asleep.

I know, they have many secrets
I’d like to talk to a yogi head-to-head.
Even poison fails with yogis
A yogi has immunity to it.

He doesn’t breathe under the sea that’s
one
He never takes verbal offence that’s
two.

If he becomes and old
man
He says "stop" and is at once a
corpse.

Not long ago I met a tipsy yogi
He was eating razors and nails like sausage.
Look here, pal disclose me your secret
I will keep it until my death.

The answer to my question was
simple
But we quarreled
bitterly

I’d repead you his
answer
But the yogi demanded
secrecy.