Tell me why, you harlot, your makeup looks so fancy,
Tell me why you’re sporting a shiny blue beret?
Don’t you try to hide it - you are going dancing,
And you’ve got two tickets, I saw that right away.

You should know by now that I adore you greatly,
For your sake, I’m spending in crime my nights and days -
So I hate to say it, but I’ve noticed lately
That you tend to cheat a bit too often for my taste.