"There’s lack of berths, maybe you’re too smart! Where from you’d appeared?" "Where are you coming?" - "We have the tour now" "The tour? Come in, please! You’re not the tourists, not foreigners, thus You can’t get in our steamship. What do you have?" - "We have new songs and dances. Such goods are not advised to be unrealized - So many a people are waiting them impatiently!"                                                                      
© Lyudmila Purgina. Translation, 2013