The doctors vanished in the haze.
My feverís in full bloom.
Iím like a furnace, and my face
heats up the room.
All of a sudden I feel brave
and angry. I charge right at the screen.
So that the tech can barely save
his x-ray machine.
Iím coughing blood. Iíll drown all
of my country in this seizure!
An order: "The tableís up, letís roll!
Begin the anesthesia!"
My shirt is quickly ripped to shreds;
with ice my neck is bound.
My bloody mouth is grinning red,
just like a circus clown.
I tell myself to bleed some more,
to try and press my luck.
I spit so much blood on the floor
that someone will get stuck.
Thereís no stop once I begin:
Iíll bleed around the planet!
But they pull up a tub of tin
and trap my blood flow in it...
I can no longer hear my scream
or recognize the nurse.
The dizzying gas enters my bloodstream,
like vodka, only worse.
The doctorsí faces fade away
into a colored plaid,
But Iíve convinced them Iím OK,
at least inside my head.
I jerk and cough. The blood runs hot.
The needles find their route,
Injecting artificial blood...
I cannot cough it out.
Until my anesthesia sets,
hey, doc, lend me your ear!
I havenít said my last words yet;
for you I have them here:
"Godspeed to all your cutting crew!
Get started and relax!
"These words I spoke were not of you,
but of some other quacks!"
Iím on the edge of the abyss,
caught in a wobbly stillness.
And my whole history is this,
this history... this history of illness!
I was as healthy as a horse
back in the days bygone.
So when the matters called for force,
I could break anyone.
I walked and whistled, high and low;
my life was neatly planned.
But now under the knife I go:
"Youíve done it now, man!"
"You have no reason to feel down!"
the doctor showed some interest.
"Truthfully, everyone around
has got a History of illness."
Eternally all people ail.
Theyíre fragile and theyíre frail.
From the first air they inhale,
they walk the sickly trail.
The first man, Adam, he was ill
(he only hid it all),
And the Creator was on pills,
when he designed our world.
"Youíll make a full recovery. Do not be sad!
Depression only hinders.
Alas! Your countryís history is
a history of illness!"
He did the apple trick
to Eve who played near.
The Snake was also sick
Weíre all diseased to some degree
with every plague in nomenclature,
And all of mankindís history
is medical in nature.
in uselessness relentless,
Enjoying pain, enjoying hate,
its history of illness.