If I would be physically weak -
I would be morally stable, I think, -
No way I would sleep with the chicks,
Not a gram of alcohol I would drink!

If I were physically strong fellow -
Then I would - I don’t even want to go there! -
I would drink the liquid with abundant flow
But... the Sheila’s - not a chance, I swear!

But what if I’m an average guy -
What can I do, what do you think?
I can’t ignore the woman, can I?
I can’t, as well, not to have a drink!..