I loved many women and adventures
Every day a new one on my way
Rumors circulated-all my ventures
Were discussed in detail, every day

And one day somewhere at the sea side
Near sea don’t ever play a game
I met Her - the only one of many
All my life - remember charming name.

She was nice - her lovely nature-purple
She was tall - and open hearted girl
She had all - her figure more than super
I am instead as poor as a mole.

As for her she needed only leisures
Restaurants, drinks, perfumes from first class shop
In exchange a set of minor pleasures
And a kiss - though passionate - last drop.

I - for you - will show the moon my timid
All I have - exclusively my brand
I replied - one hundred bucks my limit
More expensive? - Share with my friend!!

Women all - are rather angry creatures
Always make a scandal - give a chance
May be I was wrong with all my teachers
She was hurt, her feelings stopped to dance.

In a month her troubles were forgotten
In a month she came to me again
I have now sensation in the bottom
That the offered price was just okay.