A jab, a jab... Another jab... A body punch... and look! Boris Butkeev (Krasnodar) Now lands a perfect hook. He promptly cornered me once more: I barely escaped. An uppercut... I’m on the floor And feeling quite unwell! Butkeev was thinking, while crushing my jaws, That life can’t be better, it has no flaws! A ref counts seven. I still lie, All my supporters pray. I’m getting up, I bob and dive, I’m scoring on the way. It’s just a lie that I save strength Before the final rounds. To hit a person in the face I can’t on moral grounds. Butkeev was thinking, while crushing my ribs, That life can’t be better, it’s perfect indeed! And bleachers yell, and bleachers scream: “A coward! Finish him!” Butkeev swarms, he’s stepping in, And on the ropes I lean. But he came through. Persistent chap, Siberian1 by birth. I said to him: “Will you relax? You’re running out of breath!” But he would not listen, he only exhales: That life can’t be better, and it never fails! But he still hits: a hulk of sort, A problem on my hands. Well, boxing’s not a fight, but [a] sport Of fearless, valiant men. He punched me once, he punched again, And... to the floor he slips. A referee then raised my arm Which landed zero hits. He’s lying and thinking that life is quite good, For someone it’s good, but for others it’s rude!
1 The city of Krasnodar in not located in Siberia. Another joke by Vysotsky.
 
© Kirill Tolmachev. Translation, 2021