What is there to talk with you about?
Every day you spin the same old twaddle.
I would better drink with boys, no doubt -
They have thoughts both serious and novel.

Our discussions are both deep and true,
For example, who is drinking harder?
Boys, they have a broader point of view:
From the mart and to the liquor parlor.

All our talk is straight and rough, indeed.
We solve problems with our throats and vigor:
Where to get a ruble that we need?
And whose turn is it to run for liquor?

For hangover, you have only kvass.
What to say in your justification?
Intellects we have aren’t the same class,
You should try to boost your education!