Itís no use to talk to thee! I think
What thou sayest is a rambling chatter.
So Iíll better go to have a drink,
And discuss with boys a serious matter.
They have vital questions to decide,
For example: ďWhoís the most hard drinker?Ē
And their range of interests is wide -
From our stand to where they sell hard liquors.
We debate two quite important points,
As we hold a heated conversation:
One is how to get the missing coins,
And the other - who will fetch libation.
Thou dost give me kvass instead of wine...
Iím not able to justify thy vision.
Thy intelligence doesnít equal mine,
Thou shouldst polish up thy erudition!